BRING BACK DAVE AMERIKA

Bring Back DAVE AMERIKA!

Last Day Nose (Clean & Vignette).jpg (49263 bytes) DAVE Amerika, where have you gone!?

This site is dedicated to the cause of petitioning the mysterious and amazing DAVE AMERIKA to return to his post as commentarian, conscience, contrarian, and guy with funny hat and glasses.

For months, we enjoyed your writing and photography, and for months you have left us, lonely and foresaken, for some chicks and a sea-doo. Geez, Mr. Amerika, it isn't even summer any more.

You leave us no choice but to petition you, to plea for your return, and in the meantime to remember some of your great moments...

Sincerely,
your Adoring Fans
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PS - please come back soon! Don't make us get medieval on your ass!

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Dave's Wish List
It's time to resort to bribery.... and yes, this is real. All these gifts will really ship to Dave's real home address. Don't be shy, put up some cash!

Dave Amerika
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Letters to Dave Let him know we want him back... **send him your letter (try our handy form!)	Original Amerika! Just what the Doctor ordered... the old content.
Dave Sightings! When and where was he last seen?	Post a Message on the Fridge Share your thoughts with everyone who misses him...
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Signatures:

Crazy Joe.  the B is for Belly.

John "Lost without DaveAmerika" Tippett

Miki

Kroke the Nasty

Mike Nakashima

Jen 'the incubator Ben

eyelidrubbing

Michelle

All we ever eat is pasta, all we ever drink is coke.

the Sea Wasp

Hello Kitty

yo dave -- come on back. brad ignition

K-K-K-Kevin!

Yo, Nancy!

the big O

the kingdome. I can see you from heaven, dave! Come back!

Amerika

Jeanie

little rat

Sue Bodansky

Tom Harding, who once took some of his own valuable time to send Dave a plea to republish the "How to Pee" article

andrea from the east

Steve Nagy

Tom Massey

andypick

YOu look like an ass!

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